Sometimes in life, you reach a point where you don’t know what you want or what to expect. At times, this funk can lead to depression and anxiety, and numerous pills and visits to the shrink. Eventually, most people emerge from despair looking for something new … something that will bring joy and hapPIness to…
Category: Wordplay
Down the Shore (Freaky Friday)
Down the Shore (Freaky Friday) It was a dark and stormy night, the sky black and barren of stars, or even a whisper slice of moonlight. Nothing to be a beacon of illumination in the darkness. The ocean waves crashing against the jetty from the angry and turbulent sea. All the telltale signs it would…
Everybody Loves Candi
Everybody loves candy; yeah, what a fucking cliché, but seriously everybody loves Candi. What or who is Candi? Every job, school, or office has a Candi; a gal that on the outside appears sugary sweet, very tasty to the eye, hence the cliché “eye candy”. Seriously every office has a corporate whore who will do…
Are You There God?
Are You There, God? It’s Me, Victor, Contacting You Regarding Margaret So, God, I am not sure if you are still a subscriber to reading my blogs. I am sure you are on board with all the fascinating Web 2.0 social networking media, but whether you have time to read every posting in-depth is a…
No f*cks to give
No f*cks to give No fucks to give … no fucks given! With age and wisdom comes life experiences; love them or hate them is irrelevant, they make you the person you are today. Kind of a shit play on what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. When you are twenty to twenty-five, what…
McQuint
Once upon a time, we gathered on Manic Mondays We were there by choice and not by obligation. We came for the creative craft of literary elixirs, mixing prose and creative venoms like we just don’t care. Monday nights with beat mix-master Marc, spreading imaginative, wise words in crafty spells. A community soup-stew of…
STOP THIS BULL SHIT
STOP THIS BULL SHIT KING TINY HAND SAID HUGE LIES WITH OATH CHIT CHAT, HIDE MAIL FEEL RUMP, GRAB CUNT BUSY ZONE, GOLF TEES KEEP CALM, IGOT THIS SAVE MORE, EGOS MOVE MIND RUNS, FUCK FREE READ RITE, STOP NEWS YOUR NOTS FROM HERE PATH BACK, TALL WALL YOUR HOME, SHIT HOLE …
DEAR DICK DROP DUMP
AGED ACID ALSO ABLE BLOW BASE BEAT BACK COLD CORE COST CASE DREW DEEP DARK DONE EASE EVIL ELSE EXIT FEAR FATE FUCK FACE GONE GOOD GIRL GOES HURT HOPE HUNG HERE INCH IDEA INTO IRON JUST JOIN JILT JURY KING KNEW KNOW KIND LUST LONG LOST LIFE MASS MOOD MEET MINE…
Taboo Words
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits (additionally fart, turd, twat) where the seven filthy words that were socially unacceptable and not usable on TV according to the classic George Carlin skit, RIP Cardinal Glick. Who would have ever imagined that we would reach a point in society where they would be more acceptable than…